About The Author
I am a very charming insane person who is very well-endowed with academic epidemiology and professional wine qualifications. I am extremely generous with my opinions and bodily function references. Fifth top red trouser wearer in the international wine trade. Site owner and author of the first 800,000 words on here.
You disgust me.
This is one of the most gratuitously pornographic and disgusting images I have ever seen on the World Wide Web. Elitist indeed!
Oh how could I refuse the offer of a Blue Nun-branded wine sprizter when I saw them at Waitrose? I should note I only ever saw them there once then they stopped selling them. Might have something to do with the taste, which was colourfully dreadful. So sanity-stretchingly horrible that the pictured swig I reproduce here was the single time that bottle made it to my lips.
There are no sacrifices you won’t make to bring the very best to your readers; I understand that now…