About The Author
I am a very charming loony, supremely well-endowed with epidemiology and wine qualifications, who has finally found that severe PTSD, Generalised Anxiety Disorder and chronic psychosis are, on one of my all too rare good days, only a moderate impediment to having crazy fun with wine and food. Fifth top red trouser wearer in the international wine trade.
You disgust me.
This is one of the most gratuitously pornographic and disgusting images I have ever seen on the World Wide Web. Elitist indeed!
Oh how could I refuse the offer of a Blue Nun-branded wine sprizter when I saw them at Waitrose? I should note I only ever saw them there once then they stopped selling them. Might have something to do with the taste, which was colourfully dreadful. So sanity-stretchingly horrible that the pictured swig I reproduce here was the single time that bottle made it to my lips.
There are no sacrifices you won’t make to bring the very best to your readers; I understand that now…