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I am a very charming insane person who is very well-endowed with academic epidemiology and professional wine qualifications. I am extremely generous with my opinions and bodily function references. Fifth top red trouser wearer in the international wine trade. I am the author of the first 800,000 words on here spread over 20 years of continuous publication.
You disgust me.
This is one of the most gratuitously pornographic and disgusting images I have ever seen on the World Wide Web. Elitist indeed!
Oh how could I refuse the offer of a Blue Nun-branded wine sprizter when I saw them at Waitrose? I should note I only ever saw them there once then they stopped selling them. Might have something to do with the taste, which was colourfully dreadful. So sanity-stretchingly horrible that the pictured swig I reproduce here was the single time that bottle made it to my lips.
There are no sacrifices you won’t make to bring the very best to your readers; I understand that now…