The National Health Service have set up a swine ‘flu helpline.
I called it but all I heard was crackling.
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Davy Strange
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You know you’ve got swine flu if your body is covered in rashers, but it is a pig to catch.
If you catch it you get taken to hospital in a hambulance and get treated with oinkment.
Sorry.