Two of the most hilarious things I will ever own

Two magnums of Port! Hooray!

Two magnums of great Port

Good Port, too. 2003 was a great vintage for Port and who could possibly sniff at Taylor’s and Fonseca? Now all I have to do is hope I last long enough for them to be ready. I’ll need some help to finish magnums of Port so I hope all of my friends don’t start hating me.