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Animee lemon beer - the worst thing I have ever put in my mouth
Beer

Crap

1 December 2011 No Comments
The worst thing I have ever put in my mouth.
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Editor Daniel is gagging for some English pork
Cider

Hampshire farmers’ market is corking!

27 November 2011 8 Comments
Editor Daniel has commented that Winchester is so nice it could be abroad. Certainly every time I go out my love for the place only increases. As we sallied …
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Rib-eye steak and chips
Winchester

Not a London lunch

21 November 2011 No Comments
One of the corking things about living in Winchester is that so many of the buildings feature engravings of pigs – a pig being the Hampshire county logo. Pigs …
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Marks and Spencer childish drinks
Cocktails

Elitistreview for kids!

19 November 2011 No Comments
Sadly the legal minds at Elitistreview have reminded me that titles like this are the sort of thing the dreary fun police and their miserable, misanthropic informers pounce upon …
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Domaine de Trevallon 2008
Other

My focus is happiness rather than wine right now

15 November 2011 4 Comments
I’m chuffed as ninepence. After a series of setbacks of such varied character as pancreatitis, being unable to walk and having too much exposure to a particularly loathsome housing …
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Inside the Bangkok Brasserie
Winchester

Restaurant research from the recent residence

14 November 2011 2 Comments
We have only just moved to Winchester and so far it has been delightful. However, sampling a first restaurant in a new area can utterly poison your view of …
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Many thanks to Andy Singer for having no idea I've stolen one of his jokes - click this image to go to his site
Buying recommendations

Three cheap wines I love

3 November 2011 13 Comments
When I mention my interest in wine to a new acquaintance I am rarely surprised by the responses I hear. Sadly, the most frequent reaction is for someone to …
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Klaus Kinski also had schizophrenia, I'd never have guessed from watching his films...
Egomania

Hooray, I’m the world’s favourite nutter!

1 November 2011 3 Comments
When more morally flexible people learn I have paranoid schizophrenia they get a cheap thrill. They think they’ve found a great bit of ammunition they can use to shame, …
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David noshing on grilled beef banh mi
Fast food

Sandwiches sustain the sequence of summits

24 October 2011 2 Comments
Things have been unusually positive and free from torrents of florid invective on this site recently. Since most readers I have met claim to prefer articles in which I …
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Outside Hawksmoor Guildhall looking forward to many japes and capers
Bars

Hawksmoor Guildhall – three, it’s the magic number

20 October 2011 No Comments
I think this organ demonstrates my dedication to the pursuit of ludicrously enjoyable experiences. Fortunately, my erratic stagger through life has presented an obscene number of these and so …
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Riesling and Cote-Rotie

Riesling and Cote-Rotie at Cornus

Jones' crumpets

A mouthful of Jones’ crumpets

Blind pairs of wines bottle line up

Blind pairs in the depths of South East London

Fine drinking at 10 Greek Street

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