Who has the fifth best attire in the wine trade?

Me! ME!! It’s ME who has the fifth best trousers in the wine trade! Hooray!

To explain, that august publication The Drinks Business has published an article covering the top ten red trouser wearers in the wine trade and I come a heady fifth place! Isn’t that beezer? I’ve got some pretty good accolades in my time but David Strange – fifth best red trouser wearer in the wine trade is only four steps away from being unbeatable! I’m extremely flattered and highly amused.