I neck about a litre of Diet Coke a day; the anti-psychotics I take sedate me and I rely on caffeine to lash my mind into a less moronic, rancid state. I also have about four espressos a day (the [link2post id=”766″]super-brilliant Indriya from the Nespresso ‘Pure origin’ range[/link2post]).
We are told in this news story that excessive consumption of cola can dangerously deplete potassium levels. Unsurprisingly for a health-scare story they list a few people who have had really nasty effects when they’ve been downing vast quantities of the stuff. So perhaps I should switch my caffeine intake to being more espressos per day.
Should I bollocks. I am not the slightest bit worried by this news story. This is another freaking health-scare story from some jumped-up fart who thinks he has the right to tell us all how to behave and ruin our fun. This kind of crap pisses me off. Sure, I can believe drinking 4 litres of cola a day is not the wisest of moves, but I’d find drinking 4 litres of water a day to be unpleasant. I am not worried by this.
But Diet Coke (or any other form of Cola) is, well, shit in a bottle (or a can). Why drink it at all? Just take pro plus tablets if you are looking for the effects? I find water a far more interesting and complex drink.
Ah, but the point is not whether diet coke is nasty or not, it is that some self-appointed ‘guardian of our health’ is trying to stop us from having fun when it is none of his business to be doing so. It may be that spanking causes irreperable damage to one’s arse but I would not dream of telling people who like being spanked that they are not allowed any bottom-related fun anymore. It is none of my business.
These jumped up farts who think they can tell us what we can and cannot do really get on my anti-psychotic-enhanced tits. I feel people should be allowed to do pretty much whatever they want as long as it doesn’t hurt anyone else. Diet coke would only hurt someone else if I smacked them over the back of the head with the bottle.