Someone has found this site with the search terms ‘lewd yet interesting’. Oddly, I am vaguely flattered by being Google’s tenth best source of information on being lewd yet interesting. Suits me down to the ground.
Yes, this post could well be seen as an attempt to push up my lewd yet interesting-rankings on those great and good search engines that seem to be constantly indexing my site.
I am a very charming insane person who is very well-endowed with academic epidemiology and professional wine qualifications. I am extremely generous with my opinions and bodily function references. Fifth top red trouser wearer in the international wine trade. I am the author of the first 800,000 words on here spread over 20 years of continuous publication.
I am now top for ‘lewd yet interesting’, hooray!