Topical joke of the day Davy Strange | 30 April 2009 | Drivel | 1 Comment The National Health Service have set up a swine ‘flu helpline. I called it but all I heard was crackling. Share this article:FacebookTwitterGoogleLinkedInPocketDeliciousEmail Related Posts A topical warning No Comments | Jul 23, 2009 Seven years of Elitistreview 7 Comments | Aug 1, 2012 40th birthday wine poll 2 Comments | Sep 30, 2013 Some techie stuff about subscribing to Elitistreview No Comments | Apr 8, 2013 One Comment David Strange 30 April 2009 You know you’ve got swine flu if your body is covered in rashers, but it is a pig to catch. If you catch it you get taken to hospital in a hambulance and get treated with oinkment. Sorry.