Topical joke of the day Davy Strange | 30 April 2009 | Drivel | 1 Comment The National Health Service have set up a swine ‘flu helpline. I called it but all I heard was crackling. Share this article:FacebookTwitterGoogleLinkedInPocketDeliciousEmail Related Posts The olive oil to buy 5 Comments | May 20, 2013 A trailer No Comments | Feb 23, 2007 A topical warning No Comments | Jul 23, 2009 Spot the favourites No Comments | Jun 1, 2006 David Strange You know you’ve got swine flu if your body is covered in rashers, but it is a pig to catch. If you catch it you get taken to hospital in a hambulance and get treated with oinkment. Sorry.