Topical joke of the day Davy Strange | 30 April 2009 | Drivel | 1 Comment The National Health Service have set up a swine ‘flu helpline. I called it but all I heard was crackling. Share this article:FacebookTwitterGoogleLinkedInPocketDeliciousEmail Related Posts Some techie stuff about subscribing to Elitistreview No Comments | Apr 8, 2013 Honestly, I do not know where people get the idea from… 4 Comments | May 30, 2007 This isn’t how I planned this decade 3 Comments | Jan 24, 2009 Two of the most hilarious things I will ever own No Comments | Nov 28, 2006 One Comment David Strange 30 April 2009 You know you’ve got swine flu if your body is covered in rashers, but it is a pig to catch. If you catch it you get taken to hospital in a hambulance and get treated with oinkment. Sorry.