Topical joke of the day Davy Strange | 30 April 2009 | Drivel | 1 Comment The National Health Service have set up a swine ‘flu helpline. I called it but all I heard was crackling. Share this article:FacebookTwitterGoogleLinkedInPocketDeliciousEmail Related Posts Surviving Burgundy en primeur tastings in London 4 Comments | Jan 7, 2013 A peek into psychosis 10 Comments | Oct 9, 2012 Apologies for the lack of posts recently 3 Comments | Apr 28, 2010 Margaritas tonight, then tomorrow… 2 Comments | Feb 15, 2009 David Strange You know you’ve got swine flu if your body is covered in rashers, but it is a pig to catch. If you catch it you get taken to hospital in a hambulance and get treated with oinkment. Sorry.