Topical joke of the day Davy Strange | 30 April 2009 | Drivel | 1 Comment The National Health Service have set up a swine ‘flu helpline. I called it but all I heard was crackling. Share this article:FacebookTwitterGoogleLinkedInPocketDeliciousEmail Related Posts Honestly, I do not know where people get the idea from… 4 Comments | May 30, 2007 G. D. Vajra Moscato 2012 No Comments | Aug 24, 2013 Bin time? 2 Comments | Feb 9, 2009 Happy 2016 to all my wonderful readers 2 Comments | Dec 31, 2015 David Strange You know you’ve got swine flu if your body is covered in rashers, but it is a pig to catch. If you catch it you get taken to hospital in a hambulance and get treated with oinkment. Sorry.