Topical joke of the day Davy Strange | 30 April 2009 | Drivel | 1 Comment The National Health Service have set up a swine ‘flu helpline. I called it but all I heard was crackling. Share this article:FacebookTwitterGoogleLinkedInPocketDeliciousEmail Related Posts G. D. Vajra Moscato 2012 No Comments | Aug 24, 2013 Margaritas tonight, then tomorrow… 2 Comments | Feb 15, 2009 Back from France No Comments | Jul 8, 2009 Two of the most hilarious things I will ever own No Comments | Nov 28, 2006 One Comment David Strange 30 April 2009 You know you’ve got swine flu if your body is covered in rashers, but it is a pig to catch. If you catch it you get taken to hospital in a hambulance and get treated with oinkment. Sorry.