It is a real earner writing this site

After having Google click-through adverts on my site for almost exactly two years I have finally earned enough from them to get paid. Wehay! This means my monthly income from writing Elitist Review is a staggering £2.51. I cannot quite paint the town red with that amount.

I would ask that all those who come here click on an advertising link, but I am just flattered that people come here and read my spume of drivel in the first place. All the same, many thanks to those who have clicked on a link. I’ll buy a bottle of wine with the cash and write it up.