Making love in a boat*

This was the refreshment on offer at an incredibly dull Korean restaurant I visited tonight. A Korean lager that claimed to be made with ‘fresh, natural water’. Better than that stale, artificial water, I’ll wager….

Hite, 4.5%

Very pale yellow. Doesn’t smell of anything. It tastes very slightly sweet and there is a hint of maltiness, but this is basically fizzy water. I think the name has an ‘s’ missing from the start of it.

*also known as ‘fucking close to water’.