Food

The Dial Arch Pub in Woolwich

Sunday lunch at the Dial Arch pub revisited

Dear reader, you may recall ‘Non-Stinky’ Jeff’s glowing review of Sunday lunch at the Dial Arch pub in Woolwich. Having been there for lunch today I can only imagine he was talking about a different Dial Arch pub


A kofte kebab

Haz Premier Place – purveyors of drearily monotonous Turkish food

Now that the really quite good Turkish restaurant Tike has bitten the dust I’ve been eager to find a replacement. I had heard good things about Haz Premier Place so thought it worth a try. Alas the food turned out to be anodyne industrial slop of the most mind-warpingly lacklustre variety


Main course

Goodman Steak Restaurant Mayfair – not London’s best meat restaurant

Guest blogger ‘Non Stinky’ Jeff Home reports on one of London’s other steak houses.

After hearing that it was the best steak in London, we decided to indulge in dinner at Goodman Mayfair. As I’m sure you know, we rate Hawksmoor as the best steak in London, but in the interests of fairness we thought we’d see what all the fuss was about.

We had booked a day ahead and


Vietnamese pork roll Banh Mi from Viet Baguette in Woolwich

Viet Baguette – an oasis of quality comestibles in the cultural desert that is Woolwich

As far as horrible, horrible Woolwich goes Viet Baguette is a veritable stream of bat’s piss – by which I mean it shines out like a shaft of gold when all about is dark. The opening of this Vietnamese sandwich (Banh Mi) and coffee establishment has finally brought the possibility of a brilliant lunch to the prole-tastic pool of festering scum that is Woolwich and in doing so has


Grilled bone marrow

Monday at Hawksmoor: first-class meat, exceptional wines and terrific company

Yesterday I had the great pleasure to dine at Hawksmoor, London’s best meat restaurant, in the company of some engaging and entertaining chaps. Many thanks to Guy Dennis for organising it; it was lovely to see you and Paul Day again and distinctly jolly to make the acquaintance of Nigel Platts-Martin, a restauranteur with a deep love for and knowledge about wine


Slow-cooked pork belly with a ham hock croquette

Forget the surroundings and focus on the great food

When you arrive at The Vineyard at Stockcross you’d be forgiven for thinking you had pulled up the driveway of some odious chain hotel in a charmless provincial city. If the recommendations had not been so glowing I would have been worried, very worried


Dial Arch Sunday roast lamb

Sunday lunch at the Dial Arch pub

Guest blogger Jeff Home reports on Sunday lunch at our local boozer.

Every Sunday around midday across our fine country, publicans arrange chairs around tables, adjust their horn-rimmed glasses and brush off ancient signage in the hope of enticing punters in to their invariably dingy and dark establishments


Basket of fruit - a gift from Rethink

Fresh fruit? Makes a change…

You may recall that I gave a talk in the Houses of Parliament on behalf of the excellent charity Rethink on the subject of being a nutcase (with wine references, of course); I reposted the talk here if you are vaguely interested


I call this steak plus accoutrements 'lunch'

Lunch at Hawksmoor, the best meat restaurant in London

Hawksmoor most definitely delivered a ludicrously high quality lunch experience. There are no words I can add to this picture:

Shame about the background lettuce, eh?.


NICE wouldn't let you eat this lovely quiche

Crap like this gets on my moobs

Having read this article I discover that the National Institute for Health and Clinical excellence are a bunch of meddling busybodies who feel they have the right to dictate exactly how should live our lives. These kind of jumped-up farts annoy me more than it is possible to believe